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    July 14

    风波庄

    通过倩的推荐,我和颖周末去了趟风波庄。初入江湖,身不由己。本想去古墓派会一会杨过小龙女,结果预约的人太多,只能转站龙门镖局。到了龙门镖局,招待还算周详。刚刚坐定,就给上了一壶功夫茶,并让我们见识了紫霞神功和玉龙戏珠的威力,真是名不虚传啊。之后又在我们的强烈要求下,一人给了我们一个大力丸,以及圣水来提高我们的功力。 最后每人送上了一份无字天书,我们放肯离去。为了表示感谢之情,临走还留下了50多两碎银子犒赏了兄弟们,在江湖,图的就是个义气。决定下次有机会去桃花岛、武当、少林等地,会会高人,一起把酒论英雄。
     
    补充资料:
    “ 风波庄 ” 作客规矩:
      不设菜单,原则上侠客不点菜(除非对风波庄菜肴很熟,可以自己叫出菜肴江湖名称),由二庄主安排,上来的菜肴一看不好,就地换菜,如果侠客要了某道菜肴,吃了几口,不和口味,小二当你面倒掉(倒掉的菜不收银子的:),人均消费20-28元,大碗喝酒,大口吃肉。
      
      “ 风波庄 ” 名词解释:
      大侠:凡来店光顾的男顾客,不管有没有两把刷子,都被尊称为大侠。
      女侠:凡来店光顾的女顾客,不管是不是身怀绝技,都被尊称为女侠。
      武林禁地:厨房 .
      老虎门:洗手间
      大兵器:汤勺
      小李飞刀:调羹
      双节棍:筷子
      梅花镖:牙签
      
      “ 风波庄 ” 招牌菜单:
      大力丸:据说源自少林寺,吃一丸即可增加一甲子功力。里面有一颗咸蛋黄和肉糜,外面裹着的是糯米,吃起来有点腻,但是诸位武林同道为着一甲子的功力,怎么着也得伸长脖子吃一丸。
      黯然消魂饭:香喷喷,白嫩嫩,吃一口就会幸福得冒泡泡……据说吃完此饭的人都无不想回头再来蹭饭,可见因爱情而诞生的美食力量是无穷的。
      九阴白骨爪:就是普通的凤爪,不过被渲染得有点阴森恐怖,导致侠客们忌讳梅超风,好久都不敢下筷子。
      一阳指:面条……对于这个称呼真的很晕,大理段氏的一阳指啊……百年之后未得传人,就这样给 “ 面 ” 了。呜呼哀哉!
      
      “ 风波庄 ” 小二台词:
      每个店小二都有一副好嗓门,衣服后面都有一个 “ 武 ” 字。
      欢迎:几位英雄(大侠、女侠)里边儿请!
      欢送:青山不改,绿水长流,后会有期,恕不远送!
      上菜:比如坐在 “ 少林寺 ” 就可以听见 “ 武林禁地 ” 传来一声: “ 少林寺的红烧猪手咯 ” 这边马上有人回应: “ 好! ” 可见来 “ 风波庄 ” 用膳的和尚们都是酒肉穿肠过,佛祖心中留。
      上菜完毕:请各位继续练功!
      顾客要找老板:如果顾客坐在 “ 武当 ” 的桌子上,小二就会喊: “ 武当派有请二庄主! ”
      结帐:古代没有刷卡机,只收现大洋,请各位英雄准备好银票。

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    小西wrote:
    (*^__^*) 嘻嘻……
    Aug. 1
    什么地方啊?
    July 27
    bobowrote:
    风波庄是什么地方?好玩吗?
    July 14

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